Being the procrastinator that he is, Alan took his sweet time getting back to me...but...here are his answers.
1. What celebrity would play you in a movie about your life? I don't like this question.
2. What is your dream car? Ford Fusion. I'm a simple person.
3. Do you have any tattoos? What, where, why? If you don't know this, something is wrong... (He doesn't like tattoos or piercings. At all)
4. Boxers or briefs? If you don't know this, something is wrong...
5. List 3 random facts about yourself...I'm left-handed; I like grapes but hate things made from grapes or grape-flavored things; as Holly says, I'm "silly" and only pretend to be "quiet." (This last one is SO true!)