Dear One Direction: I haven't liked a boy band since, oh NKOTB. But I will admit that your music is catchy!
Dear Spring: You are officially here, so please act like it!
Dear Yard: Please clean yourself. I'm so not looking forward to cleaning out all the flowerbeds over the next few weeks.
Dear Stupid Semi Truck: Thank you oh so very much for kicking up a rock and cracking Alan's windshield. Because, you know, we just have tons of money lying around for things like this!
Dear Late 90's Teen Movies: I still love watching you, even though you came out almost 15 years ago!
Dear Cecily: I love your smiles, they always brighten my day!
Dear Husband: I love you and will miss you terribly while you're gone next week!