I got my KitchenAid mixer!!!!!!
I will be honest. I suspected Alan had bought it for me since he wouldn't tell me how much he spent on gifts Black Friday. He's so sneaky. He had it shipped to his parents and had them wrap it. He brought it back to put under the tree and told me it was a gift they got Ewan. The only reason I got to open it early was because I had made a comment about how I read on LiveJournal about peoples' mixers leaking grease and such. So he let me open it so I could decide whether or not to return it. Otherwise, I would've gone on believing that it was a gift for Ewan. Of course I'm gonna keep it!
Now I just need a bigger kitchen so I can set it out and start using it.